Welcome to our Dirty Roses are red violets are blue jokes... Hope you're not easily shocked!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
but tonight you’ll get two.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was vaseline
Turned out to be glue!
Roses are red
Grass is greener
I think of you
When I touch my weiner.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But I’m thinking of you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got genital warts
Soon you will too.
Roses are red
Violets are violet
You can be the cockpit
And I’ll be the pilot.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Porn hub is down
Your wife’s facebook will do.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Roses are okay
violets are fine.
You be the 6
and I’ll be the 9.