Dirty Roses are red violets are blue jokes

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love ballet,
take off your tutu.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I only do anal,
I thought you knew.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
now that I've cum
I bid you adieu.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
my parents are gone
so it's time to screw.
Roses are okay
violets are fine.
You be the 6
and I’ll be the 9.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
should have turned on the light
now my child will moo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you're pretty ugly
but I'll make do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
sorry about the stain
that's not glue.
Roses are red violets are blue. If you were a train I'd always ride you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
but tonight you’ll get two.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm using a dildo
but I'm thinking of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like it kinky
how about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm so horny
let me sit on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was watching,
who was it you blew?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you're on my list
to-do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you may be my cousin
but I like taboos.
Roses are red
Grass is greener
I think of you
When I touch my weiner.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But I’m thinking of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
can I fill you up
with my special fondue?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm about to finish,
Pew pew pew.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
when you kissed me
I immediately grew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d like to rain all over you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses Are red,
Violets are blue,
my Pussy is wet,
your dick will be too.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
in my pants
I'm hiding a statue.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was vaseline
Turned out to be glue!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you get naked,
I’ll cover you in goo.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Porn hub is down
Your wife’s facebook will do.
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