Dirty Pick Up Lines

The dirtiest, rudest pick up lines. Read these only if you are ready for indecency and hard language.

I bet you, I will clear all jelly on your belly.
Girl, I'm like a thunderstorm: 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
I will go full-term in your oval office.
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
Damn girl, are you a four stroke engine?
Because I'd want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes
Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn’t keep me from plowing your field.
Hey, girl. Are you a dynamite?
'Cuz I want you to blow me up
Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm using my hand and thinking of you.
Hi, I’m an oceanic plate on a gravity slide, and I just can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
My ears are not the only things that are long!
I like my women like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.
If I were a Schwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
If I'll give you a birthday cake,
will you blow my candle?
Want to see my tangenitals?
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
You may be out of range, yet I would love to show you my domain.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
You and I have such great chemistry together, let’s try to do some biology together too.
Your cupcakes make my souffle's rise.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
Girl to guy: When I was younger, I used to get up in the middle of night for a cup of cow milk. Now, I just get up in the middle of the night for a load of man milk.
If you watch the fireworks with me, we could make our own spark.
Do you like history, because we're gonna make history tonight.
I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.
Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?
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