The dirtiest, rudest pick up lines. Read these only if you are ready for indecency and hard language.

Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap THAT ass!
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
You know what cums after C? The D!
My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties. Oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cause I put the D in Raw.
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Hey, have you met my friend Dick? He is real tall.
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass.
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone? Because I want to hit the pound button all day long.
Are you a raisin? cuz your a raisin my d**k.
Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure.
I'm going to have se* with you later, so you might as well be there!
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pu**y needs.
How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like you.
People call me the bar stool because of my third leg.
Can I park my car in your garage? It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**k disappear.
I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it?
Oh my god girl, look at how those legs go up and make an as* out of themselves.
I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works?
Are you a flight attendant? Because you're gonna be plane with this d**k soon.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D".