Are you a motorcycle? Because I'd like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
There a cold front coming... but I’m gonna keep your front warm.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
I’d like to be your math tutor for the night: add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.
How about we conduct some heat? With our bodies, of course.
How many strokes do you want?
Might I integrate your curves tonight?
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
Nibbling is not enough, know that I want to devour you fast.
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Wanna play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire!
What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
Would you like me to carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?
Is it Thanksgiving yet?
Because you should let me cream on your pie.
Is that your drumstick, or are you just happy to see me
My ears are not the only things that are long!
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
Are you kraken?
Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman
Are you a train? Because I would like to ride you till the end.
I lost my scarf. Want to wrap those legs around me instead?
That's a nice set of mallets you have
Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap THAT ass!
You are so sweet, I would eat you over chocolate any day.
What's you dew point?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
At the drugstore: Apply me to your sensitive area.
Hey, girl. Are you a dynamite?
'Cuz I want you to blow me up
Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?
You can call me metronidazole because I do great work below the diaphragm without needing air.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
I want to crack you open and eat you sweet insides like that watermelon.
For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.
Do you like math? Add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply.
Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Should I try putting my specimen into your test tube?
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I am a mean green machine.
I saw London, I saw France... Can I see your underpants?
You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie
Now all you need is some cream filling
I’m George Washington. Can I cross your Delaware?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.
Are you the gun I'm pointing at my head?
'Cuz i want you to blow me away
Do you prefer donut or just nuts? I have both at my place.
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