Are you a 3-1 lead?
Because I want to blow you.
Are you ISIS? Cuz I want you to blow me.
Do you want to see a magic trick? I can make five inches disappear.
Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?
Because I want you to swallow my future kids
Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?
Damn, girl! Are you the wind?
'Cuz you can blow me anytime
Are you a termite? Because you're going to have a mouth full of wood.
Call me smoke
Cause I can show you a great time and all you have to do is lay back, relax, and blow me.
I've always wanted to be an archeologist, can you let me undust that bone?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Girl to Guy: Dang, boy, are you a balloon? Because I want to blow you.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
If I'll give you a birthday cake,
will you blow my candle?
I'm jealous of your fan...
'Cuz it's blowing you and I'm not.
Girl to guy: Will you be kind enough to let me finish first?
My d*ck just died. Can I bury it in your mouth?
Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the f*ck outta me.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
I know a good chiropractor
I'll give you his number for when I blow your back out.
Knock knock! Who's there? Candice.
Candice who?
Candice d**k fit in your mouth?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I'm going to make you breakfast Omellete you suck this d**k.
I only have one testicle. (Really?) Only one way to find out.
Hey, guy, what size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit.
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Hey, boy are you my birthday candle?
Because I wanna blow you.
Hey, bud, are you a supermarket sample? 'Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Are you Santa Claus? I'd sure like to jingle your balls... I mean bells.
Are you soda? because I want to Mountain Dew you (mouth and do you).
My favorite position is on my knees, begging for rain.
Wanna do midget boxing?
if so, get on your knees and give me some blows.
One of my friends told me that girls hate oral
Want to help me prove them wrong ?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What if I name my d*ck 'mind'?
Would you blow my mind?
If I washed my d*ck, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty d*ck?
Want to see if you can add "has an awesome gag reflex" to your resume?
Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep.
If you were the wind, I'd want to be a kite
That way you would blow me.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?
I have a job for you, but it blows.
Screw me if I'm wrong...
But don't you owe me a blowjob?
Do you know the diffrence between a sandwich and a blowjob?
No? Let's have lunch.
You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My d*ck.
Want a job? It blows.
Hey, do you like blowing bubbles? (Yes)
Hi, I'm bubbles.
Are you a dentist?
Cuz I'm just tryna get some Oral, B.
What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...
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