Dirty Oral Pick Up Lines

Want to use some extremely raunchy and wild pick up lines? Try some of these oral ones.

Would you like me to carry your babies, or do I just swallow tonight?
Are you kraken?
Because I picture you swallowing a bunch of seaman
Hey, do you like blowing bubbles? (Yes)
Hi, I'm bubbles.
Is that a gust of wind or did you just blow me away?
My d!ck's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Are you the gun I'm pointing at my head?
'Cuz i want you to blow me away
Girl to guy: I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
Girl to guy: Will you be kind enough to let me finish first?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
Is your name Dora? Cause I'll let you explore this d*ick.
Hey, girl/dude are you a cigarette
'Cuz I want you to blow me.
I'm going to make you breakfast Omellete you suck this d**k.
Hey, bud, are you a supermarket sample? 'Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Girl to Guy: Dang, boy, are you a balloon? Because I want to blow you.
Hey girl, Are you an anaconda?
Because I want you to swallow my future kids
My d*ck just died. Can I bury it in your mouth?
If I'll give you a birthday cake,
will you blow my candle?
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Are you soda? because I want to Mountain Dew you (mouth and do you).
Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
I'm no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle, can I have yours?
Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
Do you believe guys think with their d!ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Girl to guy: When I was younger, I used to get up in the middle of night for a cup of cow milk. Now, I just get up in the middle of the night for a load of man milk.
Screw me if I'm wrong...
But don't you owe me a blowjob?
I've always wanted to be an archeologist, can you let me undust that bone?
Hey, girl. Are you a dynamite?
'Cuz I want you to blow me up
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