70 Delicious Chocolate Puns!

Chocolate isn't just delicious, isn't just the best of all candy (don't you DARE argue), but it also lends its name to some really funny puns. Let these Chocolate Puns melt in your brain...

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe