75 Sweet But Hilarious Cake Puns!

Cakes are ever so sweet, and are probably everyone's favorite food. In a just world you'd get to eat all the cake you want. In this world, however, you'd have to make do with 75 delicious and hilarious Cake Puns!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happened when Jessica Simpson tried to make a birthday cake? The candles melted in the oven!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom