Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.