I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I really caribou-t you.
I really caribou-t you.
You had me at taco.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.