You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Let's boomerbang!
How about a kanga-root?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?