What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
What is a dog’s favorite pick-up line?
You must be my backyard… because I dig you
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Why do fish like worms?
Fish like worms because they’re hooked on them.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why should you never throw a snake like a boomerang?
Because it’ll come back to bite you.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
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