Yo Mama So Old...

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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