What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
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