What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
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