“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
You are un-beer-lievable!
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Drink happy thoughts.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Your presents is requested.
Every piece of you is sweet.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
It takes one to snow one.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Dublin over in laughter.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Just brew it!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Look for a rainbow connection.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
I wood never leaf you.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Irish you were beer.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
You raise the bar.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Life is brew-tiful!
You better beer-live it!
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Sleigh, what?!
You’re the queen of my heart.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.