Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I dreamt about you. You died.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You sweep me off my feet!
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
I love all of your stratified layers!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.