Welcome to the swamp, so hoppy that you're here! Hope you don't croak when you hear these silly frog puns!

Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
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