What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.