Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Are you a model?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I want you more than I want world peace.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Someone said you were looking for me.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.