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Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
Are you a cactus?
Because you're a prick
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What do call a cactus which is shaped like a penis
Dildon’t.
What's the difference between a BMW and a Cactus?
Pricks are on the outside of Cactuses.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
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