What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
I have no shelf control.
Where my prose at?
Treat yo shelves.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Better read than dead.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
I read dead people.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Talk literary to me.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Reading is a novel idea.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Leave poetry to the prose.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Readers do it by the book.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Stay true to your shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.