These puns are sure to drive you bananas! They're just so silly. Now that you've been warned... welcome to our BANANA PUNS!

What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
What does a caped monkey superhero drive?
A banana-mobile.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
Where do bananas go to learn to be sweet?
Sundae School.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
My wife's been on a banana diet.
She hasn't lost any weight, but you should see her climb trees now!
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
One day a apple saw a banana without its peel. The apple asked banana, where is your peel? He replied, people are always taking off my clothes.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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