If your spouse could be a bit more feline, wouldn't that be great? I mean, consider all the considerate things they would do for you. Guys - We're just kidding, most of these jokes can be directed against women! |
Cats will never go to the bathroom and leave the door open |
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They are much cuter when asleep |
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They have no problem getting up to turn off the light before bedtime |
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They are happy to help around the house |
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They have no problem with dependencies |
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Even your spouse would understand |
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They give specific instructions and have patience to wait until you understand |
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They are not afraid of looking after themselves, rather they enjoy it! |
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They will help you correct spelling errors |
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Cats are always happy to give you sound advice for life |
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They are be ready to carry everything on their backs and not let you help |
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They know how to put anyone in their place |
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They have no trouble getting to know your weird friends ... |
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They always jump at the chance to organize a dance party |
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They don't make a face when you ask for a massage |
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Cats always look up to you |
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They will let you groom them to your heart's content |
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They will not hesitate to beg you |
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And let's be honest, your spouse will never be as sweet! |
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Get Ready For Some Unusually LARGE Pets
If you think your cat or dog did a lot of growing since you first adopted them, wait till you see these extra-large (and extra cute) pets!
Adorable: Cats vs. The Mysterious Invisible Wall!
These cats are putting their collecting feline intelligence together to try and figure out a way past this strange and invisible wall in their way
Watch Simon's Cat In a Thanksgiving Special!
Watch as Simon meets a new friend, Teddy, in a video that will make you laugh and sigh.
Who's Better, Men or Kittens?
These hillarious photos will let you be the judge of who's the cutest - the man or the cat!
Honey I Think the Cat Broke: Strange and Funny Cat Moments
Funny cat photos never get old. These guys were caught in the strange uncat like petition that will both baffle you and make you laugh out loud
15 Cats Caught Being Mean and Proud of It
Even the biggest cat lover would have to agree, sometimes cats are just...mean. And they don't care who's watching.
You Would Never Guess That Sharks Had Such a Funny Side!
This webcomic called the Life of Sharks, written by Christian Talbot and drawn by Sophie Hodge, will have you laughing and learning
Joke: A Woman of Good Reason
A farmer took his truck in for repairs. The local mechanic's couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.
Joke: The Hillbilly Maneuver
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Joke: Pull Over!
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
Joke: The Cheeky Student
One day when I was a junior medical student, a very important Boston surgeon visited the school...
What Would Our Pets Write In Their Diary?
We all know there are major differences between dogs and cats, but it was only after we found their secret diaries that we really understood how deep a difference it is...
Marriage Joke: Don't Forget the Gift!
This joke begins with a husband in real trouble. You see, Marty forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife wanted some serious compensation for the insult.
20 Cats Acting Like Complete Oddballs!
Cats sometimes act like goofy oddballs, sleeping and hanging out in the most surprising and unexpected positions!
Something is Hilariously Wrong With These Images
As you scroll through the photos below, you will immediately feel they are familiar yet something is off...
Joke: The Spirit of Christmas
This joke begins with 3 men dying and going before St. Peter, who has a task for them.
Hilariously Accurate Comics That Dive Into the Dog Mind
Denise Paine is an artist that knows there’s more to dogs than meets the eye and gives us a glimpse into her dog’s mind with some fun comics
Joke: A Frog Outta Luck
There's a frog who has a unique kink: He falls in love with human girls.
Joke: The European Afterlife
What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.
The Egg or the Chicken? A Short Story About Love.
A cute animated short movie about an unlikely relationship between a chicken, and a pig with a big dilemma.
Explanation Needed - 15 Kids Doing Hilariously Odd Things
These 15 hilarious family pictures and stories are sure to overwhelm you with their cuteness and hilarity!
Joke: The Hooters Meetings
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to New York and the other to Washington. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other.
Joke: Well, It Can't Get Any Worse...
In a distant city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...
Joke: My Beer is Better!
At a brewing convention, the CEOs of all the big breweries are arguing about whose beer is best. It's the Irishman who has the last word, however...
I've Been to the Zoo, But I've Never Seen THIS
I would have given a lot to be at that zoo at that particular time. What a laugh!
These Photos Were Clicked at JUST the Perfect Moment
These unreal-looking photos were taken at the perfect time and will surely make you look twice.
The Funny Way to Warn People to Wear Their Masks
These shop owners have made some funny signs to ensure customers and visitors take precautions and follow COVID-19 protocols
Joke: A Night With a Russian
A lovely Russian lady came up to me at the mall and said "Please, I am looking for a one night stand."
Joke: The Panhandling Experts
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.
Birthday Coming Up? Don’t Let the Lockdown Bring You Down
Here are some photos that will give you all the inspiration you need to celebrate birthdays to the fullest while in quarantine.
15 Ridiculously Huge Objects That Will Make You Feel Tiny
This collection of pictures features some ridiculously oversized things that make the world around them appear tiny.
Hilarious! These Rude 'Chinese' Proverbs Got Me Giggling
Ok, so they may not really be Chinese, but they are certainly funny!
14 Grocery Store Signs to Make Your Shopping More Fun
Chuckle with this super collection of some of the wittiest and funniest signs found inside supermarkets.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..
Hilarious: Best of Terrible Strangers Pranks!
This prank compilation focuses on 'terrible people' and the weird things they do before you discover it's a prank!
Joke: The Desperate Patron
A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.
Joke: How to Weigh a Pig
An American man was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.
These People Are Having Truly Horrible Days
These photos show spectacularly awful things that can happen to anyone. Let’s hope there was someone to give them a big hug afterwards.