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In case you weren't feeling old enough...


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today...

The people who are starying university this year were born in the early 90's.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
The CD was introduced eight years before they were born.
They have ALWAYS had an answering machine.
They have ALWAYS had email.
They have ALWAYS had cell phones.
They have ALWAYS had the internet
They have ALWAYS had VCRs and video cameras.
Popcorn has always been microwaved.
THey never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
McDonald's never came in styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Pass this on to the other 'Old Fogies' on your list.

P.S - Save the earth, its the only planet with Chocolate...



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