18 Times People Failed Doing Simple Tasks

Joke: The Sunday School Teacher

Going on a date with a Sunday school teacher doesn't sound too promising, but this one has surprises.

Joke: The EU is Switching to Euro-English

This joke begins with a formal change to the language of the United Nations...

Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!

A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...

Joke: The Hilarious Idiosyncrasies of English

English is a funny language, wouldn't you say?

Joke: The Innocent Newlyweds

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.

Taking the Subway? You’ll Probably Spot These Weird Masks!

We’re used to seeing strange people on the subway so it shouldn’t be unexpected that they would wear odd masks, too, just like these!

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

This joke begins with a firefighter wanting his wife to adopt a new routine...

Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!

A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office...

Joke: The George and Dragon

A tourist driving across rural England decided to stay the night in a small town.

Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

Joke: The Mayor's Nightly Visit

A new mayor of Chicago is chosen...

Joke: What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are standing in a museum looking at a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the garden of Eden

Joke: A Blonde's Car Was Burgled...

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into.

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

more than 40 jokes, puns and one liners featuring bartenders.

Joke: The Old Switcheroo...

George came home from University in tears....

Joke: The Saddest Story of All

Three writers, Sam, Pete, and Chuck, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel.

Joke: The Graveyard Music

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking...

Joke: The Case of Einstein's Twin

Albert Einstein is touring the speaker's circuit, but he gets fed up of it pretty quickly. He soon hatches a cunning plan...

Joke: What Do You WANT?

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store....

Joke: Drunken Lies

This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.

Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...