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Online Dictionary Offers Fun New Meanings to Common Words

 In this ever-changing world in which we live, the meaning of certain words and phrases seem to be constantly shifting. It can be so hard to keep track of what things mean and even the clever meanings you can find buried in them. However, the internet is here to the rescue with some comical online dictionaries that give you a real insight into the true meaning of words. Here is one such dictionary and 30 accurately amusing definitions for common phrases we need to keep in mind more frequently. 

1. The real way love works. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, siblings

(Instagram)

 

2. A Disease caused by over usage of cell phones

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Cellfish

(Instagram)

 

3. Never say goodbye too early

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Awkward

(Instagram)

 

4. A constant goal

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, I'm going to sleep early tonight

(Instagram)

 

5. Oh, the frustration

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Never Mind

(Instagram) 


6. You know you’re in trouble when you can only think of one thing

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, etc., Et cetera\

(Instagram)

 

7. The only real way to cook

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Garlic

(Instagram)

 

8. I just wanted to buy a sweater

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Let me think about it

(Instagram)

 

9. Truer words have never been spoken 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, procrastinating

(Instagram)

 

10. This might be too close to home to be funny

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, college

(Instagram)

 

11. Not mostly. Always. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, traffic jam

(Instagram)

 

12. Because who else will do it? 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Best friend

(Instagram)

 

13. The things that age can change. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, staying at home

(Instagram)

 

14. This explains everything

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, autocorrect

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15. I’ve never owned a gun, but the fear is too real

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, airport security

(Instagram)

 

16. Ironically depressing. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, middle age

(Instagram)

 

17. And speaking of depressing things 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, depression

(Instagram)

 

18. The glass-half-full way of looking at it. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, getting fired

(Instagram)

 

19. Introverts everywhere rejoice! We’ve finally been understood

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, introvert 

(Instagram)

 

20. Not quite Robert Frost, but still true. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, Home

(Instagram)

 

21. The miracles of Modernity

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, technology

(Instagram)

 

22. A wise saying but doesn’t apply to eight-legged terrors.

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, out of sight out of mind

(Instagram)

 

23. Another consequence of age

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, cursing

(Instagram)

 

24. If only kids could understand this

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, slurpees

(Instagram)

 

25. Love cannot be better quantified 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, dog

(Instagram)

 

26. I really never thought of it that way 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, accents

(Instagram)

 

27. This used to always confuse me

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, horse

(Instagram)

 

28. Now it all makes sense to me 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, bcc

(Instagram)

 

29. And always threatening to show it at the most inopportune moment

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, friendship

(Instagram)

 

30. Yes, but at least you get to be called Doctor. 

Hilarious and funny alternate definitions to words and common phrases in instagram dictionary, PhD

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