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Joke: The Anniversary Gift

 Life was good at the Smiths. It was just another day.

Suddenly, shouts were heard from inside the house. The wife was shouting at Marty, her husband.

Marty was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

joke: angry woman with steam coming out her ears

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Marty has been missing since Friday.

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