When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach.
He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks:
“Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”
Mom answers:
“oh hmm, see my son, the women with small breasts are poor, the ones with big breasts are rich. That’s the difference.”
Little Johnny is satisfied with this answer and goes back to his sand-castle.
After 30 minutes he comes back again to his mother and asks:
“Mom, Mom, why do all the men have different sized penises?”
Mom answers:
“oh hmm, see my son, the men with a small penis are not smart, but the ones with a big penis are very intelligent. That’s the difference.”
Little Johnny is satisfied with this answer and goes back to his sand-castle.
After 30 minutes he comes again back to his mother and says:
“Mom, Mom, Daddy is talking to a very rich woman and every second he is getting smarter and smarter.”
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