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Joke: His Father's Wild Card (Rude)

 One night, little Adam walked into his parents’ bedroom to find his dad fooling around with his mom. “Dad, what are you doing?” Adam asked.

“Well son, I’m playing cards,” his dad replied without losing a beat. 

“What’s Mom doing?”

“Oh, she’s my wild card.”

joke walking into his parents' bedroom

That weekend, Adam went to spend the night at his grandparents. He woke up and went to their bedroom, and found his grandpa fooling around in bed with his grandma.

“Grandpa, what are you doing?” Adam asked.

“Well Adam, I’m playing cards,” his grandpa replied.

“What’s Grandma doing?”

“Oh, she’s my wild card.”

 

A few days later, Adam wandered into his older brother Steve’s room. Steve was alone.

“Steve, what are you doing?” Adam asked.

“I’m playing cards,” Steve replied.

“But where’s your wild card?”

“When you have a good hand, you don’t need a wild card.”

 

 

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