So there are two brothers. One lives in Italy, while the other moved to America.
One day, the Italian brother sends the American one a letter:
“I am so sorry to say that your cat had been strolling on the roof and fell off, he did not survive.”
The American brother sends a letter back:
“You almost gave me a heart attack!
You should have broken it up into multiple letters, not all in one go.
The first letter should have said, ‘The cat is strolling on the roof, but don’t worry we’ll get him.’
The second letter should have said, ‘The cat had fallen off the roof, but don’t worry we’ll save him.’
And the third letter should have said, ‘The cat sadly died this morning. There was nothing we could do.’”
6 months later, the Italian brother sends the American brother a letter:
"Grandma is strolling on the roof."
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