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Joke: The Quack and the Opportunist

 A quack posted a sign on his place which said "Can treat all kinds of illness for $100. If I can't, I'll pay you $1000!"

A guy tried his luck and went inside.

Guy: "Hey doc, my sense of taste is messed up."

Quack: "Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it."

[guy drinks medicine]

Guy: [spits] "Ugh, this is gasoline!"

Quack: "Your sense of taste is now working. That will be $100."

The guy, mad, paid and left, but returned two days after.

Guy: "Hey doc, I keep on forgetting things."

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Quack: "Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it."

Guy: "Are you nuts? That's gasoline!"

Quack: "Your mental faculties have been restored. That will be $100."

Duped a second time, the fuy angrily paid and left, but returned two days after.

Guy: "Hey doc, I can't see well anymore."

Quack: [thinks for some time] "Well Sorry I don't have a cure for that. Guess you got me there. A deal is a deal; here's the money as promised." [gets money from drawer and gives it to the guy]

Guy: "Wait a minute, this is 50 bucks."

Quack: "Good! Your sight has returned! That'll be $150."

 

 

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