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Joke: The Cannibals and the Choice

Edited By: Shai Kuritzky

 Three explorers--a Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker--were trekking through the jungle when they were captured by pygmies.

"I've got good news and bad news," says the chief. "The bad news is that we're going to cook you, skin you, and make canoes out of your skin."

"That's terrible!" exclaims the Brit, "What's the good news?"

"Well..." the chief responds, "We'll let you choose the manner of your death, and even perform it yourself if you'd like."

The Frenchman steps forward first. "I vill take ze rope, s'il vous plaît."

The chief hands him a rope. The Frenchman ties a noose and shouts "Vive la France!" before strangling himself.

The pygmies cook him, skin him, and make a canoe out of his skin.

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Next, the Brit steps forward. "I'll have a bloody pistol, chaps."

The chief hands him a pistol. "God save the Queen!" shouts the Brit, and blows his brains out.

The pygmies cook him, skin him, and make a canoe out of his skin.

Finally, the New Yorker steps forward. "Gimme a fork!"

"A FORK?!?" The pygmies are perplexed, but nonetheless, give him a fork.

He starts stabbing himself in the face, neck, chest, and legs. All over his body, he plunges the fork into his skin until he is bleeding from a thousand tiny holes.

The chief is aghast. "Good Lord! What are you doing?!?"

The New Yorker bellows,

SCREW YOU, AND YOUR CANOES!"

 

 

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