A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!".
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Vandalism Is Not Okay. Unless It Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Vandalism is WRONG. Unless it makes you laugh out loud. Then it’s okay.
Hilarious: Then DIY Goes Ridiculously Wrong...
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Indecent Behavior: That's Not the Way to Conduct Yourself!
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Can You Watch This Entire Video Without Laughing?
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If I Can’t Hug Them, Then Why Are These Animals SO CUTE?
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These Photos Will Leave You Doing a Double-Take!
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17 Unexpected Objects With Friendly Faces!
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Do You Remember This Classic Sketch? What a Riot!
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This is one of the most clever pranks I've ever seen
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Almost as soon as they learn how to speak, your kids learn to speak back. First it's "no", then it's "I don't wanna" and soon enough they're closing the door to their room and listening to their terrible music. Well, at least you can take comfort in
These Witty Replies Will Definitely Make You Smile
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These People Practice Professional Insanity. Hilarious.
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I Can't Stop Laughing at These Funny Husbands
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Hilarious! Quick, Your Majesty, Avoid Mr. Bean!
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What If We All Acted Like Football Stars? Hilarious.
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Classic Comedy: The Marx Brothers' Famous Mirror Scene
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