15 Funny Animals Just Doing Their Thing

Joke: A Call to the Librarian

A librarian is woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call.

Joke: 15 Shots of Whisky

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

Joke: Break it Up, People!

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

Joke: The Blond Bank Robber and the 3 Stalls

This joke begins with a serious crime: Three bank robbers are hiding from the police at a farm, but the police is fast on their tracks...

Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband

A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

Joke: He Should Have Listened to the Parrot's Words

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:

Joke Collection: 85 House Puns and House Jokes!

Our house is where a big chunk of our life takes place. Right now, during the quarantines and corona crisis, it's where almost ALL our life takes place.  No wonder we chose this subject as this our next Joke and Pun Collection!

Joke: The Miracle Man

The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for.

Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome

There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.

Joke: Follow the Plow

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm...

Joke: What's the Difference?

An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down.

Funny Collection: 80 Hilarious Police Jokes and Puns!

80 Hilarious Police Jokes and Puns!

Joke: The Widow and Her Personal Ad

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

Joke: The Mysterious Gift

A husband and wife head off on their honeymoon, only to return home to find a surprise...

Joke: Fishing vs. Dating

Why is FISHING better than DATING? WELL...

Joke: The Tourist and the Farmer's Daughter

Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.

Joke: The Caterpillar Escape

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…

Joke: Whose Panties Are These???

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...

Joke: A Blonde Complaint

A young ventriloquist heads off on a tour of Norway when he starts cracking blonde jokes. A blonde in the audience isn't too happy with him...

Enjoy Our Collection of 75+ CHRISTMAS JOKES!

A great collection of jokes, one liners and puns for Christmas.

Joke: The Desperate Patron

A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.

Joke: A Female Secret...

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control.

60 Hilarious Thanksgiving Funnies For All to Enjoy

Thanksgiving Joke Collection that includes 60 jokes, puns and one liners.

Joke: The Old Hunting Story

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around...

Joke: My Dear, I Must Confess...

An old football player was dying...

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Joke: A Funny Christmas Poem!

Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation, Not a deputy stirred,  they were all on vacation.