The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.
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This Comedian's One Liners Always Have Me in Stitches
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20 Hilarious Comics Filled With Wit, Fun, and Humor!
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These Quirky Winter Quotes Will Help Warm Your Frosty Days
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These Hilarious Pub Signs Are Enough to Tickle Your Fancy
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16 Hilariously Terrible Maps That Will Make You Laugh
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These Veterinarian Signs Made Me Laugh Out Loud!
Veterinarians have the most hilarious ways of looking at the crazy moments in your pets life and these signs are proof of that!
22 Hilarious Reasons That'll Make You Love Cats More!
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These Doormats Are Just Hilarious (16 Pics)
Amuse your guests with these ridiculously creative door mats.
These Funny Photos Show People's Relationship With Food!
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The Silliest Construction Mistakes That'll Make You Laugh!
There was very little thought process behind these mistakes...
These Terrific Signs Make Everyone Burst Out Laughing!
In this article, we feature 15 terrific signs that will make just about anyone laugh their heart out.
Some People REALLY Don’t Care About Safety - 15 Funny Pics!
Some of these bizarre work safety fails will give you anxiety!
These Hilarious Signs Were Totally Unnecessary
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Ready to Laugh? The Best Senior Jokes in History!
No wonder they call the golden age the happiest time of your life....
I Swear Officer, I Was Framed!
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These Witty Rejoinders Just Gave Me a Sardonic Smile
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HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!
Blondes aren't stupid, but these classic blonde jokes are still really funny.
Translations Gone Wrong – 15 Hilarious Examples
These funny signs are proof that bad translations can have hilarious results.
I Love Laughing at Clever Cartoons, Don't You?
from religion to family to funny situations, you'll surely find something to raise that smile in these funny cartoons.
20 One-Frame Funnies That Will Make You Laugh
This New Yorker cartoonist's works are full of wit and humor.
HILARIOUS: 14 Cat Comics That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud!
This hilarious cat comics, drawn by Scott Metzger, perfectly capture the nature of cats.
18 Funny Animal Pics That'll Give You Some Cheer!
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Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown's Having a VERY Weird Day...
Mrs. Brown will give you a big grin with another hilarious scene.
Hilarious: Some of the Funniest Shop Names I've Seen!
These restaurants are worth visiting just for their hilarious names!
17 Hilarious Animal Memes That Will Have You Guffawing
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The Hilarious Antics of These Birds Will Make You Chuckle
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Some Languages Are Humorous, But English Is Hilarious!
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Mr. Bean: How Should One NOT Paint?
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To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules
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Over 100 Hilarious Memes!
Enjoy many categories and over 100 funny and hilarious memes of all kinds.
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Some shopkeepers have a hilarious sense of humor. Read these funny signs here!
Funny Today: Caught in the Hood!
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Hilarious: We Can All Identify With These Signs!
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Classic Comedy: That's Not How You Use Glue, Mrs. Brown!
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These House Design Decisions Are Criminally Bad!
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These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.