Visited Jokes

Recently I visited Germany. I hated everything in there. The people, the history, the language. But, oh god, the smell.
It was the wurst.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Once I visited France,
And learned a new, awesome dance.
I twirled,
And I swirled,
And then I lost my pants.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.

It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
A nose visited its home town.
It was overcome with nostril-gia.
I went to a restaurant and had a salad. Afterward, I got an intense pain in my stomach. I visited the doctor and he told me that I had grass-troentiritis.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What did Train say when they visited a sibling in South Korea?
Hey, Seoul Sister!