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Valentine Jokes

Owl Puns
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
Meat Puns
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Nuts Puns
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
Pun Puns
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Love Puns
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Valentines Day Puns
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You're acute Valentine.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Ice Cream Puns
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Heart Puns
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
Funny Money Quotes
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
Flower Puns
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.