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Truly Jokes

Marriage Puns
Two candies had a beautiful wedding. They were truly mint to be
Funny Parenting Quotes
"A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes." – Russell Lynes
Dolphin Puns
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
Computer Puns
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Mother Puns
My mother always used to say "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
Nice lady and all, I truly loved her, but a terrible surgeon.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.”—Terry Pratchett
Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Poop Puns
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
Art Puns
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Keyboard Puns
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Witch Puns
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Flower Pick Up Lines
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Oral Hygiene Puns
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Peach Puns
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.