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Supply Jokes

Planet Puns
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Funny Aging Quotes
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
Chocolate Pick Up Lines
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Beer Puns
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Chuck Norris Jokes
What's the one office supply you never want to ask Chuck Norris to give you?
The Three-Hole Punch.