Staying Jokes

“Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.” — Anonymous
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
“When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.” – Marty Buccella
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason