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Stayed Jokes

Family Puns
My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.
It was a so-be-it union.
Medieval Puns
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Astronaut Puns
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Bowling Puns
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
Dog-Themed Pick Up Lines
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Pea Puns
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
Bathroom Puns
Stayed in a posh hotel with towels so thick I could barely shut my suitcase.
Blonde Jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
Nuts Puns
The nut stayed c-almond and collected during the earthquake.