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Spoken Jokes

Quotes
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Ghost Puns
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language.
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Language Pick Up Lines
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Wifi Puns
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.