Released Jokes

Physics Puns

Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.

Anti Jokes

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

Prison Puns

A prisoner was released from jail, he shouted "Yay I'm free I'm free!" A little boy yelled "So what I'm 4 I'm 4!"

Color Puns

While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.