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Release Jokes

Juice Puns
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Orange Puns
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Pea Puns
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.