Photos Jokes

I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."