Photos Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.