Performance Jokes

Heart Puns

Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.

Fire Puns

Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.

Theater Puns

I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.

Violin Puns

The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.