Organic Jokes

I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
“Can he have this?” With first baby: “Is it organic and homemade?” After second baby: “He can have anything except narcotics and alcohol.” - Unknown