Mint Jokes

Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Two candies had a beautiful wedding. They were truly mint to be
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
We are mint to be.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
We’re mint to be.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
I think we're mint to be!