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Matches Jokes

Tennis Puns
I like my matches like my tennis balls: Pressureless.
Color Puns
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Sports Puns
Why did the college football team stop smoking
They lost all their matches.
Baseball Puns
Why don't matches play baseball?
Because one strike, and they're out.
Basketball Puns
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Strawberry Puns
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Soccer Puns
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
April Fools Jokes
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.
Still no matches.