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Funny Animal Quotes
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
Puns
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
Volleyball Puns
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
History Puns
The yearbook superlative that Robert Lee had given in his graduation was "Most likely to secede."
I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.
Running Puns
Which athlete wrote the book, Jumping for Exercize?
Lee Ping.
Sibling Puns
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Quotes
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth
Vegetable Puns
Who is the best kung fu vegetable?
Brocc lee.
Funny Aging Quotes
“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
Funny Money Quotes
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth