Largest Jokes

There once was a family, the Bigger’s.
There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
I had four cans of alphabet soup.
Just had the largest vowel movement ever.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Which was the largest Gladiator of them all?
Gluteus Maximus
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
Which is the building is the largest? The library because it has the most stories.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.