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Lack Jokes

Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Funny Headlines
County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
Grass Puns
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
Friendship Quotes
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown