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Jeans Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
Squirrel Puns
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
Biology Puns
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Friendship Quotes
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
Anti Pick Up Lines
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Corona Virus Jokes
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Color Puns
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Skeleton Puns
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
One Liners for Kids
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police